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Tweak says, "i'm not okay i promise"

Tahlena Selwynn (selwynn) wrote,
@ 2008-09-06 17:32:00

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If anybody approves a Valentine's Day dance at Hogwarts, I will personally murder almost the entire population there. I say almost, because there are a select few who are worth keeping around.

Private to Death Eaters

Does anybody want to murder a Hogwarts professor just so I can have a bit of sanity around here ~~since Severus seems to be such a recluse~~?

I am not impressed with any of my classes this year. We have a lot of work to do. I will fail anybody who slacks off for the rest of the year, make no mistake.

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	Death Eaters jealous_rage 2008-09-08 04:07 am UTC (link)
	Sorry, love. I'd love to help, but I sort of promised I wouldn't kill anyone that would be noticed. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Death Eaters selwynn 2008-09-08 04:18 am UTC (link)
	I can understand why you and Amycus don't want to murder for me. Perhaps I'll ask Bellatrix. She might enjoy that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Death Eaters the_black_belle 2008-09-08 05:12 am UTC (link)
	That would depend on who I am murdering. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Death Eaters selwynn 2008-09-08 05:18 am UTC (link)
	How about one of those do-gooder professors? Remus Lupin or Minerva McGonagall come to mind. I wouldn't mind being rid of Sybill Trelawney either. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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the_black_belle
2008-09-08 05:20 am UTC (link)

Lupin is too high profile given his connection to both that cretin that used to call himself a Black and the Potters. Murdering him would put a target on not only myself but the rest of you instantly, and one that wouldn't go away any time soon.

As for McGonagall, do you wish for me to kill Dumbledore as well? As it seems the two of them never go anywhere without the other.

And please, don't insult me. Trelawney is far too easy for me to waste my time and efforts on killing.

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	Death Eaters selwynn 2008-09-08 05:24 am UTC (link)
	You're very right, on both counts. And if I wanted Trelawney dead, I could easily do it myself. I wouldn't dream of insulting your abilities by suggesting you do away with her. There has to be someone at Hogwarts worthy of your skill with less of a name for themselves that we can do away with. Does anybody come to mind, Bellatrix? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Death Eaters the_black_belle 2008-09-08 05:25 am UTC (link)
	I never said I didn't want to kill Lupin, just that he was too high profile for me to do so at the moment. Give me a few days though and that'll all change. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Death Eaters selwynn 2008-09-08 05:27 am UTC (link)
	That would be most appreciated. I would wish you luck, but with your skill, I doubt you need it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Death Eaters the_black_belle 2008-09-08 05:29 am UTC (link)
	Trust me, give me a few days and things are going to change drastically. For everyone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Death Eaters selwynn 2008-09-08 05:30 am UTC (link)
	Brilliant. You always had a way to change things around for the better. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Death Eaters the_black_belle 2008-09-08 05:32 am UTC (link)
	Its time they changed. This world has been shite for long enough. Its time we took control once more. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Death Eaters selwynn 2008-09-08 05:33 am UTC (link)
	I couldn't agree with you more. I'm willing to help in any way that I can, as I'm sure you know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Death Eaters the_black_belle 2008-09-08 05:35 am UTC (link)
	If I come across anything you can do from the position your in I'll let you know. (Reply to this) (Parent)